Let´s tell some jokes

I had nothing in mind to write my blog, so my nephew  told me a joke, I thought it was a good idea to write some funny and stupid jokes, here I go:

1.- Hi baby girl; is your name Google?

– No, Why?

– Because you have everything I was looking.

 – Not funny,  Is your name Yahoo Answers?  

– No, Why?  

– Because you ask stupid questions… : °

2.- Ryotaro was working, when suddenly his boss ask him;

– Hey Sergio are not you going to go to your Mother in law’s funeral?  And then Sergio answered; – No, boss first the work, then the pleasure.  : |

3.- Dad, why the name of my sister is Rose?  

– Because your Mom and I made her in a garden. 

– Wooow so romantic.

 – I know Chevrolet, I know…  : |

4.- Sergio during an interview job;

– Do you speak English?

 – Yes 

– What’s your name?

- Yes ; )

5.- Police: Knock Knock

Tomoya: Who is it?

Police: It’s the police

Tomoya: What do you want?

Police: We just wanna talk

Tomoya: How many of you are there?

Police: 2

Tomoya: Then talk to each other ; )

Ok, ok, these were not so funny but the most important thing here, I have done my homework lol.